Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
There's even glitter on my cock...
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