3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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