Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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