anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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