So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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