Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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