Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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