weddingsv make me drug and hornr
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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