Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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