u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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