Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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