Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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