these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
