I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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