Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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