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Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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