I want to make a zoo with you.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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