Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
no you cant smoke seaweed
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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