I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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