I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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