He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
