NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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