why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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