I can tuck mytits in my pants
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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