I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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