We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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