i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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