when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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