Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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