we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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