Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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