Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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