I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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