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I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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