I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
A bitchslap is in order.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
