I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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