dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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