i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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