No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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