hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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