You work out of a Hotel?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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