should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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