i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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