Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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