discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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