Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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