spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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