how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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