Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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