Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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