its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
3pm strippers are depressing
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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