I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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