So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
