chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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